1 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,760 (TAPPING) 2 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,000 (MAN GASPS) 3 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,280 MAN: No, Clive, I completely understand what you're saying, 4 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,200 but the market cannot keep contracting forever. 5 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,880 It is gonna bounce, and you know it's gonna bounce. 6 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:53,000 And when it does, the equity goes from 8% to 12.5%, 15%. 7 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,720 No questions. You know it. 8 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,680 MAN: Fat fuckin' head's right in front of me! 9 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,720 I'm sorry. I'm in New York. 10 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,120 It's full of bloody lunatics. 11 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,240 Yes. 12 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,360 Yes, no, what I'm trying to do 13 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,880 is maximise an asset in a fluid and dynamic market. 14 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,360 (LAUGHTER) MAN: No-one laughs like that. 15 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,840 Gentlemen... (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 16 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,480 ..I...I have to call you back. 17 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,040 MAN 2: Risible, divisible, invisible. 18 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,400 If you're invisible, how come we can all fuckin' see you? 19 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,480 Hey? Shut up! Shut up! 20 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:28,600 Touched you. Huh? See? Hand doesn't go through! 21 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,240 Bar's open, guys. 22 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,520 The usual, sir? 23 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,680 James, phone, please. 24 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,920 This isn't gonna work. (PHONE CLATTERS) 25 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,800 I'm this close to securing a major business deal, 26 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,440 and I can't do it in a place like this. 27 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,800 MAN: He fuckin' scratched my Jimi Hendrix! 28 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,120 Well, Jimi Hendrix is no mutant. (LAUGHS) Boxing match? Boxing match? 29 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,840 MAN 2: Trevor. I'll have that. 30 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,040 You're a dead man! Touch it again, I'll rip your fuckin' head off! 31 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,160 Let's go kick a ball out here. Come on. 32 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,880 MAN 2: Back. 33 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,240 (MEN CHEER AND LAUGH) 34 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,600 Sorry. Uh, you were saying? 35 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,200 Yeah. 36 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,680 I'm one Skype meeting away, and we're talking a huge investment here. 37 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,960 Millions in. 38 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,480 So, what do you need? Your computer? Yeah. 39 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,040 Hey! Hey! 40 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,760 I'm guest coach for my nephew's team on Wednesday night. 41 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,840 MAN 2: Sean? Yeah. Seanie. 42 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,760 You got your day leave? Yeah. 43 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,960 15 of the little shits. Want to join me? 44 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,600 Oh! Sorry, mate. I've got tickets to a concert. 45 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,240 (LAUGHS) Better not be that U2 gig, bro, or I'll have to bash ya. 46 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,880 Just joking. I need my laptop and an office. 47 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,800 Preferably somewhere with a bit of privacy. 48 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,560 Linda's your go-to on that. 49 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,800 Thank you very much. 50 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,600 (TREVOR LAUGHS) 51 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,520 I'm sorry, James. All our offices are in use. 52 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,600 Oh, it doesn't have to be an office. It could just be a room. 53 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,640 Without padding. He gets a room, so do I. 54 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,120 You have a room, don't you? Oh, yes, I have a room. 55 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,120 But I am sharing it with this guy. 56 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,640 I'd love to help, James, but I'm afraid it's a no can do. 57 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,320 Linda. Listen. 58 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,840 I know that you're responsible 59 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,840 for the employment of a whole lot of people here, 60 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:42,200 and I understand, of all people, how serious that responsibility is. 61 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,960 I'm responsible for the welfare of many, many people. 62 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,680 TREVOR: I've got people. 63 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,600 And I have to secure a very important business deal 64 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,880 and I need a very quiet space to do it in. 65 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,640 I don't see your name on a lot of the lists for group attendance. 66 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,960 Why don't you give mindfulness and depression meditation a go? 67 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,520 Starts in 10 minutes. 68 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,040 I'll tell you what. 69 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,240 Linda, you give me a room and I'll do the groups. 70 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,920 Deal? 71 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,160 I'll tell YOU what. 72 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,600 When you attend groups, then we'll see what's possible. 73 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:25,120 (EXHALES) I want you to take whatever it is - 74 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,880 it could be a thought, 75 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,280 could be an unpleasant feeling - 76 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,120 and just pop it on a cloud. 77 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,160 Oh, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. 78 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,640 Just pop it on a cloud. 79 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:48,640 And observe the cloud as it carries it away. 80 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,880 Ohh! 81 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,600 (SIGHS) 82 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,080 LINDA: Jacinta resigned this morning without notice. 83 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,960 MAN: Right, and I'm sure the compo claim you shafted her on 84 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,440 had nothing to do with that. 85 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,320 LINDA: I'd do the shift myself if I could, but, as you know, 86 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,160 I have other responsibilities. 87 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,360 MAN: OK, come on. Let's go downstairs. 88 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,160 I love that meditation. 89 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,000 I feel so much better. 90 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,880 Now, about that room. 91 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,760 One activity won't do it, I'm afraid. 92 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,720 Excuse me? 93 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,600 JAMES: Mmm. 94 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,600 Oh! 95 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,080 What are you doing? 96 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,280 Just checking you haven't topped yourself. 97 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,800 Stop it! 98 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,480 Oh! I'll fuckin' top YOU, man! 99 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,800 MAN: Alright. Night-night, boys. 100 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,840 (DOOR CLOSES) 101 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,120 WOMAN: I can't sleep thanks to you and your fucking torch! 102 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,160 Hey, language. Just go have a cup of tea. 103 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,960 (GROANS) Go, go! 104 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,800 James! 105 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,320 What's the British pound doing? 106 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,360 Oh. Give me my phone and I'll gladly let you know. 107 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,920 I'm gonna need that room. 108 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,920 Did you talk to Linda? Oh, yes. 109 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,960 That woman's a human handbrake. There is always one, isn't there? 110 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,760 Can we work around her? 111 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,920 (SIGHS) 112 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,760 Come and see me in the morning. 113 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,840 OK. Got to get out of here. 114 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,000 I'll end up like her. 115 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,920 (BABY CRIES) WOMAN: Oh, shut that up! 116 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,400 I'm trying to fucking sleep! 117 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,600 (DOOR SLAMS) 118 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,760 OK, mate. Give me 10 minutes. I'm just heading into the office now. 119 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,280 Rightio. 120 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:50,080 TREVOR: Fuck, yeah! Oh, come on, come on! 121 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,480 This is on the quiet, OK? Of course. Thank you. 122 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,280 (UNLOCKS DOOR) 123 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,640 And it's not exactly an office. Wait! You're giving him an office? 124 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,720 Well, I'm the one trying to run a business, mate. 125 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,200 I've got business. Where's MY office? 126 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,040 Shut up! Listen to me. 127 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:13,480 I'll give you access to my computer if you keep this on the quiet. Deal? 128 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,920 15 minutes, locked door, no interruptions. 129 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,640 I think what's important is that we hammer out proposals three and four. 130 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,520 Are you looking at those? Exac... 131 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,000 Hey. (PROGRAM BLEEPS) 132 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,240 Huh. Teddy. 133 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,560 Dad. 134 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,720 What are you doing here? How did you get in? 135 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,720 The nurse let me in. 136 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,680 What are YOU doing here? 137 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,720 I'm trying to have a Skype meeting in a broom cupboard. 138 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,840 No, Dad, what are you doing HERE? 139 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,320 I'm, uh... 140 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,160 ..just having some time out, that's all. 141 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,680 In a psych ward? 142 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,120 It's your mum. 143 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,800 You know what she's like. She overreacted. 144 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,480 But it's the... 145 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,680 ..it's the only way she'll be sure that I get some rest. 146 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,880 Did you try and kill yourself? 147 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,400 What?! 148 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,560 No! God, no. 149 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,240 You know I'd never do that. 150 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,480 Why'd I hear her tell Nan you did? 151 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:34,480 Because something happened and now everyone's upset. 152 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,960 You overdosed. 153 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,560 What was it, ice? No. 154 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,240 Coke? Heroin? (LAUGHS) 155 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,360 Nothing like that. 156 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,880 It's... 157 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,160 The doctor gave me some prescriptions. 158 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,760 And... 159 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,480 ..I mixed them up a bit. 160 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,000 And I mixed them with the wrong things, and it was just an accident. 161 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,280 Then why are you here? It's your mum. 162 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,800 She... 163 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,960 ..wants me to do three weeks or else. 164 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,800 But it's not gonna be three weeks. 165 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,040 Be one, max. Just you watch. 166 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,440 Or else what? 167 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,200 Oh, you...you look worried. 168 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,960 You don't need to be worried. Don't be worried. 169 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,360 Everything's gonna be alright, mate. Everything's gonna be alright. 170 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,320 Do what Mum says and... 171 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,480 ..stay the three weeks. 172 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,000 OK? 173 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,280 Deal? 174 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,200 A deal, mate. 175 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,760 It's a deal. 176 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,880 Hello, gents? Gents, have I got ya? 177 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,360 (PROGRAM BEEPS) Oh, shit. 178 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,200 Come on! TREVOR: Oi! 179 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,680 Where's my computer access, man? 180 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,840 You will get your computer access after I have finished this meeting. 181 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,560 Thank you very much. 182 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,360 (PRESSES KEYS) Hello? Have I got ya? 183 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,560 TREVOR: Hey! (PROGRAM BEEPS) 184 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,200 We had a deal! Alright. Shit. 185 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,280 Don't flake out on me, man. Come on! 186 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,720 Hey! Come on. (SIGHS) 187 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,200 Hey! Hello? Will you shut up? 188 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:18,280 Oi! Will you shut up?! 189 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,280 (YELLS) 190 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,080 Shut up! 191 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,400 Shut the fuck up! 192 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,320 (YELLS) 193 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,400 Crazy fuckin' psycho. 194 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,760 (PANTS) WOMAN: Shut the fuck up! 195 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,920 (SIRENS HOWL) 196 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,640 (INDISTINCT VOICES) 197 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,880 I'm gonna have to hit you up for that room again. 198 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,400 One more meeting, this deal is done. 199 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,520 Mmm. 200 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,200 Not sure your laptop's in any state for a Skype meeting, is it? 201 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,960 Oh, I can use my phone. 202 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,840 It'll be 10 minutes, max. 203 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,440 How long do you reckon you can keep this up? 204 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,000 Well, I came here on the condition 205 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,080 that I could stay in contact with my partners. 206 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,480 Who are in London working on a property deal for you 207 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,160 with no idea where you are. 208 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:21,080 Yes, but they don't need to know that, do they? 209 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,720 And I can't have them thinking that I'm, uh... 210 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,000 ..well, you know. 211 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,920 Like that? Yeah. 212 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,800 Let me ask you a question. 213 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,880 If you're not like that, then why are you here? 214 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,160 You should speak to my wife about that. 215 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,960 (LAUGHS) I'm asking you. 216 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,440 Let me ask YOU a question. 217 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,600 Why are your balls in Linda's handbag? 218 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,360 You're the go-to man here. 219 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,480 I can see clearly that YOU should be running the joint. 220 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,440 We're talking about YOU. 221 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,920 Are we? 222 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,160 We're both the same. We're both ambitious, both want success. 223 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:04,520 Difference is, I'm not letting anyone get in my way. 224 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,600 You're all about deals, James. 225 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,440 I'll do YOU a deal. 226 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,520 You help Tessa with her puzzle, I'll help you get what you need. 227 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,080 Alright. 228 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,880 Alright. 229 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,120 I'm, uh... 230 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,280 ..not really a puzzle kind of person. 231 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,240 I'm, uh... 232 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,760 ..not really a wanker kind of person. 233 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,600 I read somewhere that you should, uh, start at the corners. 234 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,440 Mmm. Good luck with that. 235 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,280 The puzzle's round. 236 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,640 (CRUNCHES) 237 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,680 So, guys, I think that's the last point. 238 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,320 Great. How soon can you get to London? 239 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,840 You don't need me there, do you? 240 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,160 Uh, we've worked too hard on this not to lock it down in person. 241 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,960 So we'll see you here next Friday, yes? 242 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,520 Yep. 243 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,400 Yep. Clubs of Soho await. 244 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,440 Excellent. See you then. 245 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,960 See you, mate. 246 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,520 WOMAN: "'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 247 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,680 "'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat." 248 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,880 MAN: "'We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'" 249 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,960 Thank you. 250 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:21,320 Oh! My God, they're beautiful. (LAUGHS) 251 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,080 It's so wonderful seeing you do so much better. 252 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,960 Ooh! Don't do hugs. 253 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,240 Linda, just a hug. 254 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,120 You've been so good to me. 255 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,160 It's all part of the job. 256 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,400 Tomorrow, is it? 257 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,440 Well done. 258 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,160 (BABY FOOT) 259 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,400 WOMAN: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 260 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,960 Shh! 261 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,480 Shh! Shh! 262 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,640 Hey. You all good? 263 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,760 How about you give her a bath? 264 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,280 Oh! (SIGHS) 265 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,080 Come on. Let's do it. 266 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,520 (WATER TRICKLES) 267 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:36,840 Oh, I swear at this moment 268 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:40,280 269 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,040 How you going? Oh, God! Oh, God, Nik. 270 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,080 I just got water in her eyes. It's alright. It's alright. 271 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,680 It's just a splash. She's fine. Nik. 272 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,320 So are you. Can you just take her? 273 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,520 No. Ivy. You can do this. 274 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,520 Nik, I need you to take her. 275 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,120 (BABY FOOT) 276 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,600 (SIGHS) Whoo! 277 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,640 Oh, my thoughts, I confess 278 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,480 279 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,560 (SIGHS) Ivy. 280 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,400 We don't...I don't think you're ready to leave. 281 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,760 What?! Yet. Yet. 282 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,560 (GROANS) You will be. 283 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:31,320 Yeah, you will be one day, but right now, you're still very, very unwell. 284 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,800 (IVY PANTS) WOMAN: It's...it's OK. 285 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,680 It's totally normal, and... 286 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,800 Her anxiety levels are skyrocketing. 287 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,280 Brilliant observation, Cath. 288 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,640 Um, only problem, you're not a doctor or a nurse. 289 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,240 Your qualifications in psychiatric medicine are, in fact, zero. 290 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,960 But, you know, you're a great patient. 291 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:54,640 We are...I am cataloguing her problems in alphabetical order. 292 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,800 Well, that'll make all the difference. 293 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,280 Bye, Cath. (SOBS) 294 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,480 (DOOR CLOSES) 295 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,720 Mmm. Hey. 296 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,520 Open your eyes. 297 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,240 You're OK. 298 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,800 You just panicked. 299 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,240 Hey. 300 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,120 Come on. It's alright. 301 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,280 Are they tap shoes Grace is wearing? 302 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,200 IVY: Yeah. 303 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,720 I learned tap as a kid. 304 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,320 Yeah. That was my dad's reaction. 305 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,600 "Little black Indian boys don't tap-dance." 306 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,960 Tell that to my feet. 307 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,840 There you go. 308 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,320 Look. She'll be asleep soon. 309 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,160 (LAUGHS) 310 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:07,800 (SINGS ALONG TO COME ON EILEEN) 311 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,280 312 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,720 Oh, I swear 313 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,560 314 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,720 315 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,320 Just stop. Please. 316 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,200 Sorry. It's stuck. 317 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,920 I'm fine with it. Love that song. 318 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,400 Wouldn't even sing it to Linda. 319 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,600 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 320 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,560 If you're after meds, that's fine. 321 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:02,800 If you're after a chat, forget it. I've got too much paperwork. 322 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,840 (BABY FUSSES) 323 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,400 (PANTS) 324 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,400 (BABY CRIES) 325 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,560 (PANTS) 326 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,400 (MOANS) (HEARTBEAT THUDS) 327 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,960 (BABY CRIES) 328 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,240 Ivy! Thank God. How'd you get out here? 329 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,200 I hate her. It's the crying. 330 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,920 You can't deal with the crying. I'm allergic to her. 331 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,240 Slow down. What's this about, huh? (MOANS) 332 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,440 Is it about the bath? No. (PANTS) 333 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,880 What Cath said? No, no, no, no. 334 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,360 (PANTS) No, no, no. 335 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,680 It was earlier, when... when I went to buy the flowers. 336 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,960 I...I know that it's not real. 337 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,960 I...I know that it's just a stupid thought, but... 338 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,600 You got a smoke? Uh...no. 339 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,240 Got some spare change or anything? No, no, it's... 340 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,680 Fuckin' scab. (SCREAMS) 341 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,640 (PANTS) 342 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,720 She didn't cut you. 343 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,080 WOMAN: You got a smoke? IVY: Uh, no. 344 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,120 You got some spare change or anything? 345 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,600 No, sorry. 346 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,320 Maybe you wish she had. 347 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:06,200 Then you'd have a wound, something physical people could see. 348 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,840 I...I can't get it out of my head! 349 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,560 I...I know it's not real! 350 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,680 I know it's not real, but it... 351 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,400 Hey. We all have scary thoughts. 352 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,920 The thing is... 353 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,400 ..not to let them control you. 354 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,760 And you didn't. 355 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,560 You bought the flowers and you came back and you gave them to us. 356 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,440 That's how we know you're getting better. 357 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,240 Yes, mate. I'll give you a call in 10 minutes. 358 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,760 I'm just heading into the office now. 359 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,360 Rightio. 360 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,240 TREVOR: Fuck, yeah! 361 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,800 Oh, come on, come on! 362 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,440 This is on the quiet. Of course. Thank you. 363 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,920 (UNLOCKS DOOR) 364 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,760 And it's not exactly an office. 365 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,560 Wait! You're giving him an office? 366 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,200 Well, I'm the one trying to run a business, mate. 367 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,800 TREVOR: I've got business! Where's MY office? 368 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,560 JAMES: Shut up! Listen to me. 369 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,320 I'll give you access to my computer if you keep this... 370 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,720 Nik. Cath's right. I...I'm not ready. 371 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,440 No, she's not. Hey. 372 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,760 The doctors say you're ready. I think you're ready. 373 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,680 But how do you know? 374 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,280 You can do this. No, I can't. 375 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,640 When you first came here, 376 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,920 you couldn't even touch Saskia. 377 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,600 (SOBS) 378 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,760 But for the last fortnight, you've been caring for her yourself. 379 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,760 (SOBS) 380 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:54,200 I can't. I can't do this. I can't do this, Nik. 381 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,920 You can't what? I...I...I can't be normal. 382 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,720 What's normal? (SOBS) 383 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,680 Normal is being able to look after your own children. 384 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,400 I can't do that. 385 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,880 Yes, you can. No. 386 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,320 You are. (SOBS) 387 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,920 Nik, I...I can't even cope in here. 388 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,280 I...so how am I supposed to cope with...with a... 389 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,040 ..with a 2-year-old and a...and a house and a job 390 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,240 and...and...and...and... 391 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,880 Other women look after their babies. 392 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,920 What's wrong with me? 393 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,560 You've been really ill. 394 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,680 But... 395 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,240 ..you're getting better. 396 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,720 Hm? 397 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,960 It takes time. 398 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,040 Hey. 399 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,640 (SIGHS AND SNIFFS) Sorry. 400 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,800 Delaying her exit date's only gonna set her back. 401 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,920 Well, so is pushing her out the door before she's ready. 402 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,640 She's ready. You said it yourself. 403 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,480 What happened last night? 404 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,800 The reality of leaving hit her and she panicked. 405 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,520 It's all in the incident report. 406 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,200 (ALERT CHIMES) 407 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,440 (BEEPING) 408 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,680 She's ready enough. 409 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,840 The rest of her recovery needs to be done at home. 410 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,480 I'm just a little reluctant to take that risk. 411 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,400 (SIGHS) 412 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,000 Are you gonna do this every time you lose a patient? 413 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,320 I'm the doctor. It's my call. 414 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,160 Well, Doctor... 415 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,200 ..just don't make the wrong call. 416 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,920 Happy birthday, by the way. 417 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,200 Keep it to yourself. 418 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,920 Ivy? 419 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,440 This...is for you. 420 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,960 What is it? 421 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,440 A moon boot. 422 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,360 It's a wound people can see. 423 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,200 Here. 424 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,720 Wear it when you take Saskia out. 425 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,880 I mean, how about this afternoon? 426 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,200 Take her to the shops. 427 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,480 But there's nothing wrong with my foot. 428 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,160 No, but if anyone asks about it, I want you to imagine 429 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,480 they're talking about the part of you that still feels broken. 430 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,000 You're mad. 431 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,240 Mmm. I'm mad. You're mad. 432 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,360 We're all mad. 433 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,240 Said the Cat. 434 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,600 Oh. Let me help you. 435 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,480 Thank you. 436 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,800 Poor thing. What happened to your foot? 437 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,240 I...broke it. 438 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,760 Oh. And you've got the baby to look after. That's full-on. 439 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,240 Yeah. 440 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,960 Thanks. 441 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,840 TREVOR: No! No. No! 442 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,560 He can't have any until he admits he's not invisible. 443 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,880 You see? How do you think she knows you're fuckin' there? 444 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,400 How'd you go? 445 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,440 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 446 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,400 (BABY FOOT) 447 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:45,560 too-loo-rye, aye... 448 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,880 I've got hold music in here. There's hold music out there. 449 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,840 Just shut up with the song, alright? 450 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,200 Sorry, it's stuck. I blame Trevor. 451 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,840 Jake. Uh, Nik Katira here from Wakefield. 452 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,800 Just letting you know Ivy will be discharged as planned. 453 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,640 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's ready. 454 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,560 IVY: This is it. 455 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,320 Feet walking out the door. 456 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,720 I can do this. 457 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,480 Course you can. 458 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,560 Mummy. Mmm? 459 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,800 Mummy. 460 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,760 Yeah? 461 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,560 How come she gets to leave? She's a fucking basket case! 462 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,640 Trevor! (TREVOR LAUGHS) 463 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,080 (COINS CLINK) 464 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,560 465 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,360 466 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,640 467 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,520 468 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,240 469 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,640 470 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,480 (TRAIN HORN HONKS) 471 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,560 (CROSSING BELL DINGS) 472 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,960 473 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,760 (HORN HONKS) 474 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,240 (CROSSING BELL DINGS) 475 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,120 (SCREAMING) 476 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,720 Ivy! No! 477 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,720 (SPRINKLERS SPRAY) 478 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,520 Linda? You've got me working Wednesday night. 479 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,800 Yeah. Sorry about that. 480 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,400 You know I've got tickets to a concert? 481 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,440 Marie's still on compassionate leave, 482 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,040 Collette's got a Love Your Vagina workshop, 483 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,600 and I couldn't find anyone else to do the shift. 484 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,040 So... This...this is deliberate. 485 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,960 I'm really disappointed you see it that way, Nik, 486 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,880 because I spent hours trying to accommodate your concert. 487 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,480 Who was on that shift a month ago when you did the roster? 488 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:05,440 Let's try and take the heat out of the conversation, shall we? 489 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,760 Jacinta? 490 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,760 Jacinta resigned this morning without notice. 491 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,240 Right! 492 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,200 And I'm sure the compo claim you shafted her on 493 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,880 had nothing to do with that. 494 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,120 I'd do the shift myself if I could. 495 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,520 But, as you know, I have other responsibilities. 496 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,560 Mmm. OK. 497 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,360 NIK: OK. Come on. Let's go downstairs. 498 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,840 I love that meditation. I feel so much better. 499 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:42,280 Now, about that room. One activity won't do it, I'm afraid. 500 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,760 Excuse me? 501 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,320 Another sip. 502 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,640 Come on. 503 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,000 That's it. 504 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,520 That's it. 505 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,160 You're my favourite. 506 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,680 Linda, I was thinking about what you said to Ivy, 507 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,280 about, uh, not doing hugs. 508 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,840 Maybe you spend so much time looking after your daughter 509 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,960 that you can't allow Linda to be touched or cared for. 510 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,680 Collette. No, really. 511 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,920 People who look after relatives with a disability, 512 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,800 they often have this problem. 513 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,440 I don't have a problem. I'm fine. 514 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,320 But I don't like flowers either, so... 515 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,160 You don't like flowers? Oh, my God. Why not? 516 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,000 They die. 517 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Linda! 518 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,560 (SIGHS) 519 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,480 Carers need care too. Oh! 520 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,320 Have you had a chance to look at this pamphlet? 521 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,000 I think it would be very good for you. 522 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,600 I'm not interested in your nude workshops. 523 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,240 I don't run the workshops, Linda, 524 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,040 and to clarify, clothing is optional. 525 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,080 OK. 526 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,600 Why do people get so hung up on that part of it? 527 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,920 It's about intimacy. 528 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,040 (ALERT CHIMES) 529 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,000 But I've only been in the job six months. 530 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,720 Acting in the job. 531 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,440 I've been hitting all my key performance indicators. 532 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,240 Costs are down. Which is very impressive. 533 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:48,120 So, is there really a need to advertise the position? 534 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,120 Unfortunately, yes. It's part of the process. 535 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,800 No. 536 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,120 I know. I...I shouldn't have bothered you. 537 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,120 It's a bit stressful, that's all, 538 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,760 what, with my situation at home the way it is. 539 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,640 And we're very sympathetic to that, as you know. 540 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,920 Yes, because I rely on the extra... 541 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,880 ..on that money, for her care, is all. 542 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:20,880 Look, I wouldn't worry. 543 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,080 Provided you've got a good rapport with your staff, 544 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,640 the chances of you making this position permanent are very good. 545 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,160 Oh. 546 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,200 Oh, hey. 547 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,280 Did you hear the good news? Linda's job's been advertised. 548 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,000 You should go for it. No, thanks. 549 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,680 Why not? You're already doing half her job anyway. 550 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,840 Yeah, go on. No. I don't want it. 551 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,720 I'm happy at the coalface. 552 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,520 By the way, this is not funny. (LAUGHS) 553 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,400 It's not. It kind of is. 554 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,920 Sorry, but award-winning Bichon Frise are not a joke. 555 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,320 Mate... 556 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,320 ..I have nothing but respect. 557 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,680 We love Armando and Consuela. I love 'em as well. 558 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,640 I just want to know who did this. NIK: Mmm. 559 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,120 (MOUTHS) 560 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,200 (LAUGHS AND CRUNCHES) 561 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,160 too-loo-rye, aye... 562 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,680 Oh, you keep singing that song, 563 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,680 one of us isn't gonna make it out of here. 564 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,440 Two tickets to U2. Sold. 565 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,320 Oust Linda. Come on! 566 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,560 Will you stop? You want my dogs to go hungry? 567 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,800 'Cause if you don't step up and take Linda's job, 568 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,320 I'm gonna bloody go to jail for killing her! 569 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,480 (LAUGHS) And, like, my dogs won't get fed. 570 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,200 Forget it. OK. 571 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,560 Well, don't complain when, you know, she changes a roster 572 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,280 and you can't go to your friggin' precious concert. 573 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,520 Hey. I need Valium. 574 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,400 OK. Uh, look...you know what the doctor said. Just... 575 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,040 No, I can't sleep thanks to you and your fucking torch! 576 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,960 Hey, language. Just go have a cup of tea. 577 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,440 Oh! Just go. Go. 578 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,040 (INDISTINCT VOICES ON RADIO) (INDICATOR CLICKS) 579 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,160 Come on! 580 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,920 (HORN HONKS) 581 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,240 Finally! 582 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,440 Watch it, watch it! Watch it! 583 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,120 (TYRES SCREECH) LINDA: Hey! 584 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,360 (HONKS HORN) 585 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,960 Hello? 586 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,360 Are you blind? 587 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,320 Are you deaf? 588 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,880 MAN: (ON RADIO) We have solutions. 589 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,840 (TYRES SCREECH) (INDICATOR STOPS) 590 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,320 (HANDBRAKE CLICKS) 591 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,320 (INDICATOR CLICKS) 592 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,680 (INDICATOR CLICKS) 593 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,720 (SIGHS) 594 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,800 Oh! 595 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,040 Fuck! 596 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,520 (GRUNTS) Fucking prick! 597 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,080 (GRUNTS) 598 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,680 Brought in a little something to celebrate Kareena's birthday. 599 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,160 See what I mean? 600 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,760 Who's looking after Linda? 601 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,240 I don't even know when your birthday is. 602 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,760 Oh. And good news for you, Nik. 603 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,320 I juggled a few things at home to do your shift, so... 604 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,200 ..you can go to your concert. 605 00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,000 It's too late. I sold the tickets. 606 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,720 Well, make yourselves a cuppa and I'll be back for the handover. 607 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:22,640 Just gonna say hello to the birthday girl. (LAUGHS) 608 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,320 Hello! Hello. 609 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,920 A little birdie told me it's a special day for you. 610 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,600 Oh! There's cake. 611 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,680 I've got back-to-back patients. I... I won't have time. Thanks, Linda. 612 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,680 Looking good today, Dr Wells. 613 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,720 Why don't I get the hot doctor? 614 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,080 (DOOR CLOSES) 615 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,480 I hate birthdays. 616 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,320 (LAUGHS) 617 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,200 OK. Want to keep this? 618 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,880 You want candles? No. 619 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,480 Linda! 620 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,760 I know you don't like hugs, but you're getting one. 621 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,040 Oh! That's better, isn't it? Hm? 622 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,360 And here's one for later. Oh! 623 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,040 Oh! 624 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,760 Alright. Who wants cake? 625 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,360 Hm? 626 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,920 Just a minute, mate. 627 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,920 Everyone can see you. 628 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,360 Yep, you take one. 629 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,040 And here we go. No fingers. 630 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,360 Alright. Alright. 631 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,880 No! 632 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,880 No. No! Oh, come on, Trevor. 633 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,560 We can't have any until he admits he's not invisible. 634 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,320 Trevor! 635 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,080 You see? How do you think she knows you're fuckin' there? 636 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,040 How'd you go? 637 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,360 (LAUGHS) Yes! 638 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,200 Did you, uh... 639 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,760 Oh. Zelco's called the cops again. 640 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,680 I'll get it. No, it's alright. I've got it. 641 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,880 I've got it. Alright! 642 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,880 Can I help you? 643 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,000 Yeah, we're here to see a Ms Linda Crowley. 644 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,320 Oh, um, oh. 645 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,440 I just remembered, Pete, Omar spat out his meds. 646 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,880 Yeah. That's alright. 647 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,520 Could you... 648 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,000 Oh. ..please? 649 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,680 Oh. OK. 650 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,720 Thank you. 651 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:41,120 I'm Linda Crowley, nursing unit manager. 652 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,720 You the owner of a green Mitsubishi Lancer, 653 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:47,360 registration number EYH-3SA? 654 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,040 I am. 655 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,920 There was an incident at a supermarket car park this morning. 656 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,960 One... 657 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,080 ..why don't we just step outside? 658 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,000 (GRUNTS) 659 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,720 TREVOR: (IN DISTANCE) 660 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:26,040 661 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,240 Oh, my thoughts, I confess... 662 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,320 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 663 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,080 (COME ON EILEEN BY DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS PLAYS) 664 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,320 665 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,600 666 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,040 667 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,720 668 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:19,960 I'll hum this tune forever, oh 669 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,560 Oh, I swear 670 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,560 671 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,600 672 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,480 (BABY CRIES) 673 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,160 Ivy! 674 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,440 Ivy! 675 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,760 Ivy! (PANTS) 676 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,360 (SHOES TAP) 677 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,680 (PANTS) Ivy! 678 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,760 (SCREAMS AND PANTS) 679 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,320 Look at that. 680 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,760 We're nothing within all of this. 681 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,080 TREVOR: Nik! I'm not here. 682 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:49,360 (SIGHS) Oh, I swear... 683 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,520 OK. I'm over that song now too. 684 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,320 You try doing a bloody double shift with him. 685 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,560 Try being in my head. 686 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,080 Do you know it's an actual condition? I looked it up. 687 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,720 It's called an earworm. 688 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,200 And... 689 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,760 ..you know how you get over it, 690 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,560 is you sing another song over the top. 691 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,200 Brought in a little something to celebrate Kareena's birthday. 692 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,320 COLLETTE: See what I mean? Who's looking after Linda? 693 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,720 DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS: 694 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,360 eyes sunk in smoke-dried face 695 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,600 696 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,800 697 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,160 698 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,240 young and clever... 699 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,120 (FAN WHIRRS) 700 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,680 701 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,440 702 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,680 I'll hum this tune forever, oh 703 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,360 forever, oh... 704 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,800 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) Ooh! Ooh! 705 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,880 (SINGS ALONG) 706 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,520 707 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,600 708 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,680 709 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,760 proud amongst us 710 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,760 SINGER: 711 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,280 Ah! 712 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,840 (SONG CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES) 713 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,560 What are you doing? 714 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,560 Trying to get a song out of my head. 715 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,360 You don't answer my texts. You don't answer the door. 716 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,320 You alright? No. 717 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,200 First you sell our tickets to U2. I offered them to you. 718 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,320 Then guess who doesn't want to come back for the wedding 719 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,240 'cause she thinks everyone'll be forced to embrace Jesus. 720 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:30,160 Can't blame her there. Why don't you do us all a favour and just elope? 721 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,040 I don't want to elope. I want to look hot in my wedding sari. 722 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,760 And I want everyone to see me looking hot IN my wedding sari. 723 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,400 But do you need it to be a full-on Hindu affair? 724 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,080 I mean, you're only provoking the situation. 725 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,960 It's not Hindu, OK? It's a fusion wedding. 726 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,720 And it means a lot to Kiran's parents. 727 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,440 OK, OK. Calm down. 728 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,160 Dad told me Kareena's working at the hospital. 729 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,160 Has been for six months. That's too weird. 730 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,480 Why? Because you were engaged to her... 731 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,120 She took a promotion. ..and now she's your boss. 732 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,400 (SCOFFS) She's not my boss. 733 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:08,000 It's weird. I don't care what you say. 734 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,080 You want some food? Mm-hm. 735 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,440 (SIZZLING) 736 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,960 None of Kiran's mates have heard from you. 737 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,840 Have you forgotten you're the best man? 738 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,640 Look, I'll do it, 739 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,960 but I don't need you to micromanage me. 740 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,480 Yes, you do. 741 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,280 Here's a list of duties. 742 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,440 Do you want this back? 743 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,520 Shouldn't you be wearing it? In theory. 744 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,000 But my leg was better 745 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,160 and I'm sick of everyone treating me like an invalid. 746 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,080 I'm over it. 747 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,640 Ivy? 748 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,960 This...is for you. 749 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,200 (SIGHS) 750 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,920 PETE: Waste of time. 751 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,360 What? Puzzles. 752 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,960 If she's not allowed sleeping meds, she needs something to focus on. 753 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,720 Yeah, you get what I'm saying, though? 754 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,160 You get a perfectly good picture, you break it into a thousand pieces, 755 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,640 you put it back together again. 756 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,840 I mean, where's the point in that? 757 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,080 Where's the point in anything if you look at it that way? 758 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,600 I don't think there is one. 759 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,440 (SIGHS) 760 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,000 Omar? Brought you some breakfast. (SIGHS) 761 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,400 Can't tempt you? 762 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,120 You know, hipsters would kill for this. 763 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,600 (VOICES MURMUR) 764 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,960 Rohan. 765 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,440 Dr Achebe. 766 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,440 Um, Trevor's leave form for you to sign. 767 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,400 Yep. I want to discuss it with Dr Wells first. 768 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,240 Why? 769 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,040 'Cause I'm reconsidering whether to grant him leave. 770 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,400 He's been quite volatile - the incident with the guitar. 771 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,040 He's really looking forward to it. 772 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,240 I want to discuss it with Dr Wells first. 773 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:21,480 Just to be clear, though, if you do cancel his leave, 774 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,120 he's gonna be very upset, 775 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,360 so it needs to be carefully managed. 776 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:31,080 I'll bear that in mind. Yeah. 777 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,280 TREVOR: No, you guys are fucked! 778 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,040 Where's Nik? Let's talk about it. We can... 779 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,480 You're all fucked! We'll just...OK. 780 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,880 What's the problem? Problem is you're all fucked! 781 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,120 OK. Alright. We're fucked. So, what can we do... 782 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,680 Hey! You! Hey! Trev... Come on, settle down! 783 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,360 Settle down. Just, Trev... 784 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,080 No, put it down. Put it down! 785 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,080 I'm gonna smash this through your skull! Do you understand? 786 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,240 PEOPLE: Whoa! 787 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,720 (TREVOR PANTS) Trevor. 788 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:01,600 Catch. 789 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,080 Back. 790 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,040 (PANTS) 791 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,520 Again. 792 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,600 Just fuck off! Single words. Go. Problem. 793 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,520 (PANTS) 794 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,080 Leave! 795 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,280 Cancelled? 796 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,800 Yes! 797 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,600 Feeling? 798 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,440 Fucked! 799 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,120 NIK: And? 800 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,000 Kill. And? 801 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,480 (PANTS) 802 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,720 Hurt. And? 803 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,520 Hate! And? 804 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,560 (PANTS) They took my leave away, man! 805 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,680 I promised Seanie I'd take his training. 806 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,280 One word. They can't do this to him, man. 807 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,160 I promised! I promised him, you know. 808 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,400 (PANTS) 809 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,600 Kids don't forget. 810 00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,960 (PANTS) 811 00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,320 He'll be...he... He'll be what? 812 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,240 Sean will be what? 813 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:08,240 (PANTS) 814 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,720 One word. 815 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:12,320 (GASPS) 816 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,680 Pissed off! 817 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,280 That's two. 818 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,880 (PANTS) 819 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:27,560 Disappointed. What else? 820 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,480 Sad. 821 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,600 (SOBS) 822 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,480 Pete. Clean up, eh? 823 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,560 (SOBS) 824 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,600 Gold stars all round for you, Nicholas. 825 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,480 Nikhil. Oh. I knew that. Sorry. 826 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:24,920 Anyway. Point is, well done you for de-escalating Trevor. 827 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,360 Well, I wouldn't have to if nobs like Rohan didn't drop a bomb 828 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,600 then bugger off before the explosion hits. 829 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,840 Mmm. Couldn't agree more. 830 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,960 I'll have a chat with him. 831 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,680 Oh, and well done for getting Ivy out too. 832 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,880 Free bed's a good bed, isn't it? 833 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,960 What's this? Your application. 834 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,560 Please, Nik. You're the sanest person in this place. 835 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,560 (DOOR CLOSES) 836 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,400 (SIGHS) 837 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,200 I have a job application. 838 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,120 BUSKER: 839 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:36,280 than I think they should be 840 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,440 841 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,360 842 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,520 843 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:48,640 (TRAIN HORN HONKS) 844 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,040 (CROSSING BELL DINGS) 845 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,520 (SCREAMING) 846 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,840 Ivy! No! 847 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,840 (WIND GUSTS) 848 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,080 DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS: 849 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,040 850 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,520 (SHOES TAP) 851 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,960 Lamb-or-rye 852 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,160 Now you have shown 853 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:24,880 Say 854 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,200 These things, they are real 855 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,800 856 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,400 Lamb-or-rye 857 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,080 858 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,320 I say 859 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:43,480 860 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,720 861 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:49,120 Oh, I swear 862 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,480 863 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,480 864 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,720 My thoughts, I confess 865 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,840 866 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,920 (CROSSING BELL DINGS) 867 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,560 BUSKER: 868 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,880 869 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,440 870 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,560 (TRAIN APPROACHES) 871 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,640 NIK: We all have scary thoughts. 872 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,840 The thing is... 873 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,240 ..not to let them control you. 874 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,800 (GASPS) 875 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,720 (SHOES TAP) 876 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,360 Captions by Red Bee Media 877 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,280 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation